The very first word in the French version is .. Doukipudonktan The German version is ... Fonwostinksnso.
And the English version is ..... Howcanaystinksotho.
Well, they've, er, done their best...... now here's five more ... But I want you to have a go at the English version... I'll give you the French and German.. there's a couple of easy ones to start with ... remember, your English version should try to be a bit slangy and quirky ... very much in the spirit of the original ......
[1] Chsuis Chbin ?
[2] bloudjinnzes Bludschins ?
[3] Skeutadittaleur Wasdegradgsagthas ?
[4] Singermindépré Sänkschermängdeprä ?
[5] Lagoçamilébou Dasgörhatsichausdemstaubgeamacht ?