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"An attempted improvement which actually makes things worse."
The Germans have a name for this — Verschlimmbesserung — and so-called "smart motorways" are a typical example ..which halfwit came up with that idea ?
Universal Credit is another horrendous clanger.
And the Germans .... even though they've got a nice long word for it ... probably do it too.
Now ... a fairly reasonable English song I suppose, re-German-ised .....
it doesn't seem like a good idea ... but it's actually quite good ...